Step one: Give hives. Get, like, covered in hives, all over your entire body, head to toe.
Step two: Pay particular attention to your chest and calf hives, make sure they get good and inflammed.
Step three: Wait two weeks
Step four: Go to urgent care, but only after you're pretty sure one of your lesser-used internal organs has exploded.
Step five: Get prescribed 120 mg of prednasone a day.
Step six: OVERTHINK EVERYFUCKINGTHING
Step seven: Decide you want an omelette. And some chocolate shavings. And pho. And a Nerds rope.
Step eight: Start cooking your omelette, except now, everything IS CRYSTAL CLEAR AND MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW.
Step nine: Drink some water. You sure do have a lot of roid rage going on.
Step ten: Enjoy the world's most perfect omelette.