things i am excited for

about my thirties:



  • Sensible shoes. Thank you god I don't have to impress anyone anymore.
  • Cheap Insurance.
  • Looking at least 5 years youger than I am. It's a drag at 25 to have people think you're no older than 20. But no one believing I'm over 25.....
  • College. I wil go to college before I hit 40. I swear.
  • Cheap Insurance.
  • Blending. It will be nice to be in the same age group as the other mothers.
  • Selfishness. My twenties were marked with an obsessive need to give give give. I've vowed to spread myself less thin. I think I've earned it.
  • Ending my reproductive years. I love my kids, I really do. But I would like to be done. Seriously, the factory is closed. After the little one/oneita here, it's all over. I'm surgically seeing to that.

Once again, I'm sure there's more. But that's good for now.

  • Oh yeah...my sexual peak happens soon. Yippee!