I can't believe I feel the need to say this, but....

I am going to say this once and be done with it.

If I ever become unable to speak for myself....
if my parents ever, ever try to circumvent my husband's wishes as to what medical treatment I do or do not receive, or what type of funeral arrangement he deems necessary, or for that matter any part of my long-term or end-of-life care, please shoot/poison/seriously maim them. I got married for a reason.

Thank you.