to all the dads I've loved before....

Dad...thanks for banging my mom. I know it was almost as painful for you as the thought of it is for me, but you hung in there. What a trooper. Thanks.

My babies' daddy...I love you. But seriously, stop knocking me up, already. I'd like to find my waistline sometime this decade.

Little Eddie ('cause you love that soooo much)...way to kick ass at parenting. You are amazing. Of all the people to get it right...