'cause two eyes just ain't cuttin' it anymore

I am the only person in my immediate family who doesn't wear glasses.

Correction: I WAS the only person in my family who doesn't wear glasses. It turns out I'm pretty much blind in my left eye, I just never knew it. I have astigmatism super duper bad. Oddly enough, my right eye has perfect 20/20 vision. So my super sexy pointy bright red new glasses will be plastic only on the right. Funny. I can't wait to see what the left side of you all really looks like.