a post in to parts (cause they're both too good to pass on)

Part One: A very young lady was perched at my bar tonight droning on to her two companions about something or the other. She got very loud at the part where she explained how she needed "more that sexual compatibility, or even intellectual compatibility, but something much more." Like what, her companions inquired. Like commitment, she replied.

She said all this whilst wearing a skirt so incredibly short that I could see the design on her panties. Clearly. From several feet away.

Ironic.

Part Two: There are, like, 10 people from Delaware, and of those I'd guess maybe 4 have made it out. One of us is sitting here, blogging at three in the morning. Another one of us is running for the presidency in 2008.

I can't wait to vote for this guy.