why the hell am I out of the news loop?

I haven't watched American news in so long I don't even know what's going on with Brad Pitt anymore. Dozens of Suri Cruise jokes are flying over my head as we speak. I haven't even managed to catch the Daily Show in months. My America (The Calander) is stuck on May 4th. So thank you, my dear Molly, for your post today. Thank you so very much. I heart YOU.

(Seriously, click the link. Then watch the video. It's great.)