How is this true? This tiny little thing will be a number? We were just getting in the groove of being Zero. Now this One stuff?
I was holding her tonight, eating her delicious toesie-wosies when it hit me.
- My daughter, in 61 days, will turn one.
- If she turns one, she's bound to turn two
- If she turns two, she's gonna go to kindergarden
- If she goes to kindergarten, she's going to go to high school
- If she goes to high school, she's going to go to college
- If she goes to college, she's going to get a boyfriend
- If she gets a boyfriend, I'm going to be a grandma.
*wailing and gnashing of teeth*
It goes so fast. It goes so very fast.