on the seventh day, he rested

And so should you. From your diet, that is. You know what diets are? Fucked up, that's what they are. I said a big fat bollocks to mine and made the goshdarn best butter chicken this side of America to celebrate. I feel huge and fat and full and warm and tired. Maybe I should work out.

Na. Let's all exercise our brains, instead, shall we?

What do the following words have in common?

Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo

Chocolate chip cookie dough if anyone gets it right*

*the cookie dough is for me, hosehead.