So, there's this story I want to tell you. It's really super funny and you would laugh your little butts off, but I think that if I did post it, child protective services may finally show up at my door and arrest me for some seriously poor parenting, or at least for posting grossly improper* things about my sweet children.
So I ask you this instead...
Who do you like for cell service? As it stands, I am leaning towards Cingular. They offered me a, well, banging deal on a fucking rock-star phone, a phone, in fact, way cooler than I am. But I'm open to suggestions.
*improper? inproper? unproper? barney? teletubbies? poopey diapers?