I am home alone with the kids today (again) and if they don't start school soon, I may start drinking. Not a lot, mind you, maybe just a mickey I can slip in my purse. You know, a little something to tide me over. Tonight, I do get to get away for just enough time to head over to my meeting at A.A., eh?
No, A.A., eh?
What are you saying? A.A.A.? What's that? I'm talking about A.A., eh?
Uh oh, I'd better go. There's a curious odour coming from someone's bottom.
(this post alternately entitled Canadians talk funny, write funny and my spell check program HATES them)
*a mixtape goes to the first person who gets all the grammatical/spelling oddities correct. No, you can't trade for yummy maple syrup. Everyone did that at Andy's site already.