Right behind me, right now, is this:
He's been like that since 6. At dinner, he said he didn't feel well which, in 9 year old, translates into, "I had my first sleepover in Canada last night and ate my body weight in candies and Dr. Peppers and slept exactly three whole minutes last night".
Poor thing, he's tired
You know how, when you first get them, how you stare at them while they're sleeping and you just want to die because they're so sweet and chubby and yummy? Yeah, that doesn't ever go away.