- Everything nice
And so, today as I did my weekly 12 loads of laundry, I did the single most cheap ass old-lady thing I have even done in my whole life. I safety-pinned each pair of socks together before I put them in the wash. And here's why.
To hear my kids tell it, they remove each pair of socks with tender-loving care and gently lay each one deep enough into the hamper as to ensure that nary a stray sock falls out and gets separated from its mate. This leaves me with only one conclusion:
The laundry room sock monsters are eating very, very well here at Chez Mr. Lady.
I an hardly believe I have sunk to these depths. I'm going to have to take up happy hour and bridge next. Ugh.