Me: I don't know. It was just my lame attempt at humour.
Him: Yeah, it didn't go over. And just so you know, I am NOT almost forty.
Him: I am no where NEAR forty, Bee Tee Why.
Me: BT Y?
Him: By. The. Way. Duh.
Me: You mean BT W?
Me: Way. By the way. Way starts with double-you.
Him: God, I am almost forty.
Me: You totally just proved my point.
Him: Whatever. I can't keep up with your lingo.
Him: Fuck you.