That'll Teach Me

Do you know what happens when you forget yourself for a second and write a really angry, seething sort of post on your blog?  Do you know what happens when you then re-think that vitriol laden post and re-work it into something deep and introspective?  Do you know what happens when you re-evaluate that post and get yourself stuck in a place where you can no longer find any words to say what should be something as simple as "What the fuck, yo?"

You walk away from the computer, go upstairs, and realize that your children have hidden pumpkins in their bedroom well past their expiration dates, and you also discover, upon picking them up, that one of those pumpkins thought it would be loads of fun to rot from the bottom up, that's what.