This week in Haiku

I am one hot minx:

I think I passed a


kidney stone last night. Isn't


that SO romantic?


And sometimes, I swoon:

If there was ever


a reason to fall in love


This here would be it.


I am a really good mother:


My kid is ditching


school to go see a movie


with my permission.


And now I get a whole knew forum to test out my mad skilz of a momma:


A new little boy


born in San Jose Tuesday


calls me Madrina.


And my real family is about to grow:


My baby sister,


10 years my junior, is in


early labor now.