I asked him where the show was.
He replied, "Dicks on Dicks*."
Now, I can tell you where every single kid thing ever in downtown Vancouver is, I don't know Thing One about adult stuff. I do know where the Five Star Titty Bar is, thanks to my darling man having two months here without me one summer. A boy's gotta do what a boy's gotta do, you know?
Point is, I know nothing about the bar scene downtown, but I do know this is a pretty progressive town, what with the pink bus stops and all, and so I thought nothing of a bar called Dicks on Dicks.
Dicks on Dicks, Vancouver.
Fish and chips, scroll down, sporting goods, scroll down, BAM. There it is. What any idiot knew was there, but I didn't.
Fuck you, Chris.**
*Richard's bar on Richard's street, FYI.