Except that Mr Lady was being to f'ing picky about the whole thing. She emailed our fair maiden 1,362,845 times asking her to tweek this and change that and Judith's head, she imagines, most likely imploded.
Mr Lady got to feeling a bit guilty about harrassing Judith, so she just decided to try and fix the remaining little things herself. Guess how that went over? Yeah, she f'ed that template up so bad there was no hope of ever recovering it. And she was WAY too afraid to tell Judith, so she did the only thing she knew she could do flawlessly; she hid the evidence.
She changed the template to something easy and manageable and just left it at that. Except she was really missing her awesome header, even if it was the size of Texas. It was cool, it was unique, it was made with a little slice of love.
She set out to try and bring it back. She spent night after night, up until unholy hours, testing themes, tweeking HTMLs, trying to find a way to have her cake and eat it, too.
And then she killed her blog.
She called in the troops, and the troops got her back on track, and then she took a step back. She thought long and hard about what she really wanted, and then she came up with this.
She's not quite done with it yet. There's a color palette to change, there are widgets to adjust, but she is pretty sure this the best she can do after her reign of terror on the old template, and she hope y'all are okay with it.