17 years of hardcore religious study, 17 years of reading the bible over and over and over again, front to back, cover to cover, were apparently totally fucking wasted on me.
There hath not come a razor upon mine head; for I have been a Nazarite unto God from my mother's womb: if I be shaven, then my strength will go from me, and I shall become weak, and be like any other man. Judges 16:17
And she made him sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head; and she began to afflict him, and his strength went from him. Judges 16:19
She hasn't had a haircut in more than two years. Two days after I chop off 2/3 of her hair, just about ALL of her curls, she gets sick. Clearly, not even a cookie as big as her head could ward off the wrath of the Lord.
But is sure was delicious. And possibly worth it.