Where would you put it?
I started a little recipe contest a few weeks ago, and a contest for free flower delivery a few days ago, and today is the day to announce the winners.
First, the recipe contest. Wowzas, there were a lot of entries. Note to self: Don't start a diet right after you start a recipe contest. Or do, if you are into torture. I used that randomizer thing to pick 3 entries and came up with these, and then I made them. Truth be told, I made lots of others, too, but we JUDGED these:
The meatloaf? I honestly like the flavor of mine better, but here's the thing: Mine takes hours.
This one took about 5 minutes to prep, 30 to bake, and when I asked my kids over dinner whether they like that one or mine better, they said, "Dude, mom, totally
this one." That kicks ass.
The Burrito Pie? Couldn't have been a better fit. Did I ever tell you I can't make casserole? I have no clue how to make one, no recipes for one, and nothing would fulfill my white picket fence suburban dream like the ability to bust out a nice casserole. Also, a drug habit. Bygones. So I made it, and I ate it even though it has tortillas in it and therefore totally a diet cheat. And I loved every single bite.
The danish? Why the hell do you think I'm on a diet now, anyway? I let 1of3 make it for our Thanksgiving dinner, we just subbed apple pie filling for the cherry since cherry anything
is my short ticket to an early grave. And then we made it again a few days later. And again the next week. And I dream about it, I really do.
But, I can only pick one winner, because, well, until I get a fucking job, I really can't run around buying a bunch of strangers presents. As hard as it was to pick, I had to go with the Burrito Pie*. I mean, look
It was super easy, crazy freaking delicious, cheap ass all hell to make, and the kicker? Every. Single. Person. in this house devoured it. No one didn't like it, no one at all, not even the kid who looks like she's about to kill me. And that almost never happens around here.
So, Cuz I'm the Mommy, send me your address so I can send you a gift (and maybe a hint as to what sort of kitchen thing you'd like to have), and Lisa and The Real Life Fairy Tale Princess, I have to at least
mail you a mixtape or something, so send me yours, too, if you don't mind.
As to the flowers from Flora2000
? Well, you people ALL need lots and lots of flowers. Except for Tanis
; she needs to make her husband give husband lessons. Here's how it worked: I picked one winner and I randomized one winner. I wanted to pick Surfer Jay,
because his comment made me about pee in my pants.
The most selfless thing I’ve ever done for my mother in law was to get her daughter knocked-up. I mean really knocked-right-up. Selfless indeed. After all, what mother-in-law wouldn’t want to become a grandmother?
Yes, dude, I know what you mean. Someone did that to me, once, too. *gigglegiggle* I wanted to pick Kori
, because god knows
she could use them right now, but I had to go with Sophie at Inzaburbs
. Because, yeah, her husband is not even as smart as mine.
It’s simple. It’s me who deserves the flowers. Why? Because (although he is, of course, perfect in every other way) my husband has never bought me flowers. Ever. He did bring me flowers once. He fished them out of the trash can at work because they “still had some life left in them”.
That's totally worse than finding half a worm in your apple. That's just, uuuuugh. Buy yourself something nice, honey. Something not covered in coffee grinds and rotting broccoli. The radomizer thing picked Hockeyman
, who is a JERK who sent me a recipe for Key Lime Pie in the comments of the I'm On A Diet post. He hates me, and he'd getting flowers. He'd better send them to his wife
Thanks to everyone who entered, and really, if you need a recipe for anything, take a look at that link sheet
and dig through the comments. There's some mind-numblingly good stuff in there.
In case you didn't win anything, I offer you this:
That is my daughter's room. We spent hours the day before sorting through every Barbie shoe, every barrette, and putting 8 bazillion tiny little things in their proper drawers and cubbies. The next morning, I woke up to that. This
See, I lost, too. Badly. Apparently, if you have everything, you can just throw it in my kid's room.*Recipe after the jump.
This is one of those throw-together casseroles that tastes much better than a regular weekday supper should.
2 pounds ground beef or turkey (I use half of each so I don’t have to hear The Hubster bitch about it!)
1 onion, chopped
2 teaspoons minced garlic
1 2 oz. can black olives, sliced
1 4 oz. can diced green chili peppers
1 10 oz. can Rotel tomatoes with green chiles
1 16 oz. jar taco sauce
2 16 oz. cans refried beans
12 8-inch flour tortillas (I prefer The Hubster’s homemade ones, but White Wings brand has a pretty close replica)
9 ounces shredded Colby/Jack cheese (Um, this is totally
an estimate. More is obviously better!)
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). In a large skillet over medium heat, saute the ground beef for 5 minutes. Add the onion and garlic, and saute for 5 more minutes. Drain any excess fat. Mix in the olives, green chile peppers, tomatoes with green chile peppers, taco sauce, and refried beans. Stir mixture thoroughly, reduce heat to low, and let simmer for 15 to 20 minutes. Spread a thin layer of the meat mixture in the bottom of a 4 quart casserole dish. Cover with a layer of tortillas followed by more meat mixture, then a layer of cheese. Repeat tortilla, meat, cheese pattern until all the tortillas are used, topping off with a layer of meat mixture and cheese. Bake for 20 to 30 minutes in the preheated oven, or until cheese is slightly brown and bubbly. Yield: 16 servings