Thank god my son brought this beauty home. Now maybe I'll have some blood to show you:
Oh, yeah, baby. I'm sooo not bluffing:
Did you know that even if you are a registered Hamster Offended thrice convicted for at least second degree murder against hamster-kind, all you have to do is walk into your local elementary school, add your name (made up or not, your call) to a sign-up sheet, and they will hand you free, unsuspecting hamsters on Fridays?
Mwah tothemutherfucking hahahaha.
(Anyone know a good international homicide lawyer? I may need one.)