In the never-ending quest to find out exactly what it is that is wrong with my heart, I have made several calls to the hospital I was treated at for 10+ years as a child. After all this run-around, I just found out that my records were more than likely destroyed after 7 years.

Yippie. I get to start all over!

Parents, please keep a post-it note with the names of any life threatening defects your children have. They'll thank you for it later.